They tried to hide us last year like the velvet painting of Elvis you bought just before coming down off that last bender. Some found us. Some didn't. Most couldn't handle the stairs.
So this year we've used a little leverage (certain Con-chair/sheep photos will remain unseen... For now!) and we're in the main area! That's right! Right in your face!
We have a teeny room again, they're always oppressing us - however in a separate side deal negotiated between the hotel and your gaming staff, we will be allowed to spread out into the foyer... and beyond! Spread we will like the cancerous blight we are accused of being! Mwah hahahahaha... Settlers in the hallways, 40K in the elevators... They know not what they do!
This page last updated May 6, 2000.